A Bloke

Sharing Real Life
Experiences
To Help Others

All the content on this website is based on what I’ve learnt from my real-life experiences, which I’m sharing in the hope that it helps others. Being a middle-aged British man most of the content here is probably going to be most helpful to other middle-aged British men.

‘Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.’

Oscar Wilde

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Divorce - What To Expect
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Getting Divorced In The UK – What To Expect

This is the first of many articles I will write to help you get through the divorce process in the UK. The articles are about my first-hand experience of going through a divorce. None of the content is stuff that’s been copied from other websites or created using AI.  A

ALASKA
I’ll go and ask my girlfriend
AMOK
I'm fine
BUSKING
Owner of many buses
BARBECUE
A long line of plastic dolls
CHAMPAGNE
To fake injury
CHRISTMAS
Something Chris is compelled to do
COCONUT
Crazy about hot chocolate
CONDESCENDING
Prisoner in a lift
DICTATOR
A humorously shaped root vegetable
EXPERT
Saggy boobs
EXTRACTOR FAN
One who used to like farm machinery
GEAR
An alcoholic drink for a ventriloquist
EXTRACTOR FAN
One who used to like farm machinery
GELATINE
A device for cutting the heads off jelly babies
GODSPEED
It’s raining
INQUEST
A search for pubs
INTELLIGENT
A man on TV
JUSTICE
Nothing other than ice
KETCHUP
To gain distance on someone
KINGDOM
A contraceptive specially made for royalty
KNICKERS
Kleptomaniacs
KNOWING
Unable to fly
LAVENDER
Someone whose sole purpose is to destroy toilets
LOBSTER
Someone addicted to throwing things
MAMBO
Female version of Rambo
MASTIFF
A group of young men watching a blue movie
NUDITY
A song for when the old one gets stale and boring
PAPIST
Dad’s drunk
OCTAGON
A dead octopus
ABACUS
Swedish swear word
DANDELION
Camp big cat
DELIGHT
Make things go darker
KHAKI
Device for starting a car
LAMINATED
Pregnant sheep
PROPERTY
Decent cuppa
CAPABLE
Anyone with a neck
DEFER
Bikini wax
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