A Bloke

Sharing Real Life
Experiences
To Help Others

All the content on this website is based on what I’ve learnt from my real-life experiences, which I’m sharing in the hope that it helps others. Being a middle-aged British man most of the content here is probably going to be most helpful to other middle-aged British men.

‘Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.’

Oscar Wilde

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Cheap Mobile Phones
Tech

How And Where To Buy Cheap Smartphones

I’ve never bought my smartphone as part of a contract from a mobile network operator. One of the main reasons I like to buy smartphones independently is that it gives me the freedom to buy whatever smartphone I want. The problem with buying smartphones independently is that they can be

ALASKA
I’ll go and ask my girlfriend
AMOK
I'm fine
BUSKING
Owner of many buses
BARBECUE
A long line of plastic dolls
CHAMPAGNE
To fake injury
CHRISTMAS
Something Chris is compelled to do
COCONUT
Crazy about hot chocolate
CONDESCENDING
Prisoner in a lift
DICTATOR
A humorously shaped root vegetable
EXPERT
Saggy boobs
EXTRACTOR FAN
One who used to like farm machinery
GEAR
An alcoholic drink for a ventriloquist
EXTRACTOR FAN
One who used to like farm machinery
GELATINE
A device for cutting the heads off jelly babies
GODSPEED
It’s raining
INQUEST
A search for pubs
INTELLIGENT
A man on TV
JUSTICE
Nothing other than ice
KETCHUP
To gain distance on someone
KINGDOM
A contraceptive specially made for royalty
KNICKERS
Kleptomaniacs
KNOWING
Unable to fly
LAVENDER
Someone whose sole purpose is to destroy toilets
LOBSTER
Someone addicted to throwing things
MAMBO
Female version of Rambo
MASTIFF
A group of young men watching a blue movie
NUDITY
A song for when the old one gets stale and boring
PAPIST
Dad’s drunk
OCTAGON
A dead octopus
ABACUS
Swedish swear word
DANDELION
Camp big cat
DELIGHT
Make things go darker
KHAKI
Device for starting a car
LAMINATED
Pregnant sheep
PROPERTY
Decent cuppa
CAPABLE
Anyone with a neck
DEFER
Bikini wax
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